pussy poacher
a female h-m-s-xual; a complete lesbian.
did you see lisa’s new haircut? she looks like a real p-ssy poacher!
a rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile v-g-n-. spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.
e.d. had to drain the p-ssy poacher in his backyard after eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile v-g-n-, declaring, “that was a bad drug.”
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