pussy poker
a very close friend who doesn’t get offended when you refer to them as poking their genitals.
hey p-ssy poker you want to go out tonight?
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- Scottish Waxing
for males: waxing your t-st-cl-s only. for females: waxing only -n-s and perineum. “wow roddy, your b-lls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike’s.” “aye, that’s a fresh scottish waxing for ya.”
- Pussy Puck
the crud that forms on a girl’s panties. it is however not limited to just the panties. p-ssy puck can appear just about anywhere a girl has been sitting for too long. “holy sh-t honey! you got p-ssy puck all over the f-cking carpet again! -kicks in ribs- ” a kn-b your a pure p-ssy […]
- pussy wink
the moment when air gets trapped in the v-g-n- and farts with no noise. it looks like the v-g-n- is winking when really it is shooting it’s nasty v-g-n- air in your face. “dude,i was at the rippers last night,and the stripper totally p-ssy winked at me!” the action of a v-g-n- alternately contracting and […]
- Putting for birdie
a saying, derived from the golf phrase of the same name, used as an innuendo of masturbation. bill: hey, jim, is your son still putting for birdie? jim:yup. i tried getting him a girlfriend, but…
- See you auntie
much like “see you next tuesday”, see you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out “c-u-n-t” without some incredibly un-bservant people noticing. kid (to mom)- see you auntie mom (to kid)- what the h-ll did you just say? kid (to self)- what a dumb wh-r-.