Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe
a p-ssy yellow canoe is when 58 chinese men kidnap an 8 year old girl and take turns shoving bricks up her -sshole and then throwing her in a river. during this the chinese men pray to satan and have -n-l s-x.
i was walking in china by a secluded river when i heard shouts and moaning of a child and h-rny chinese men. i went to investigate as i witnessed p-ssy tsunami overcome by yellow canoe. the number of newborn baby p-n-s’ i saw that day will scar me forever. also watching the girl being killed by way of brick in the -ss will bug me for a bit.
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