pussy wink


the moment when air gets trapped in the v-g-n- and farts with no noise. it looks like the v-g-n- is winking when really it is shooting it’s nasty v-g-n- air in your face.
“dude,i was at the rippers last night,and the stripper totally p-ssy winked at me!”
the action of a v-g-n- alternately contracting and relaxing, imitating the winking of an eye. usually occurs during -rg-sm or on command by the owner for those who can control kegels.
her p-ssy winked as she came.

Read Also:

  • Putting for birdie

    a saying, derived from the golf phrase of the same name, used as an innuendo of masturbation. bill: hey, jim, is your son still putting for birdie? jim:yup. i tried getting him a girlfriend, but…

  • See you auntie

    much like “see you next tuesday”, see you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out “c-u-n-t” without some incredibly un-bservant people noticing. kid (to mom)- see you auntie mom (to kid)- what the h-ll did you just say? kid (to self)- what a dumb wh-r-.

  • Segmentation fault

    v. the end-result of compiling and causing execution of faulty code that declares jihad against sections of memory where it is not bound to. often results in a core dump. 20:52:05hc@builder:~$ uname -a segmentation fault (core dumped)

  • selec

    one of the s-xiest cs player ever live selec is almighty…. but stuck in a cal-o clan that isnt going anywhere, but that doesnt matter selec feel like trainnig them cal-o scrubs into super cs player… but there isnt any hope for mkx aka master klutcher x

  • selective amnesia

    to benefit oneself by pretending to forget. “dude, if i loan you this twenty dollars please pay me back. don’t come down with a case of selective amnesia on me.” convenient forgetfullness when it’s beneficial not to remember the truth. often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embar-ssing question. i work […]


Disclaimer: pussy wink definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.