Put the cock before the buttplug
to put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. similar to ‘put the cart before the horse’, but typically used for s-xual situations.
derived from the fact that a small b-ttplug should always be used before inserting the c-ck during -n-l s-x.
hey, ralph, don’t put the c-ck before the b-ttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!
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