Put Your Dick on the Table
similar to putting your foot down, “putting your your d-ck on the table” is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any “bullsh-t” from anyone else.
we were all wondering which movie to go to, until robbie put his d-ck on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.
“man all these people keep cutting me in line”
“dude you should just put your d-ck on the table and punch the dude who tries.
a phrase used to convey “going all out” or “laying it all on the line”; leaving nothing behind, trying one’s hardest
sh-t dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you’re going to have to put your d-ck on the table
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