quinten the butler
a butler named quinten,
he reads the bible, and has corn hair, and people usually mistake him for a piece of corn. no, he isn’t a butler, but when he was 4.5 years old, his dream was to work in the butler industry. but he doesn’t even have the qualifications to work in macdonalds. he currently sits with is face to a computer screen talking to random people.
thee story of the butler named quinten.
friend: hey quinten, how are you?
quinten the butler: hey quinten, how are you?
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