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a thing that happens to a computer when the user has become so bored that they have become insane or when the user is the best at procrastination.
tom: i’m so bored.
jake: search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq.
tom: ok
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