R.L.S. (Real Life Shit)


turmoil that happens in real life;

drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually real life sh-t that happens on a daily basis. almost like living a tyler perry movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (soap opera type sh-t)
jena’ – did you hear about tony getting caught sleeping with his fiance’s sister and they momma??

tonya – ooooh. his fiance is crazy as h-ll. i think she’s gonna lorena bobbitt his -ss. she probably gonna try and do something to them too.

jena’- sh-ttin me!!! she might just merc his dumb -ss. either way….. there’s some r.l.s. (real life sh-t) about to go down on that block.

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