r.o.r. analysis
acronym for return on relationship -n-lysis. an evaluation of give-and-take in a relationship from an -n-lytical perspective. do you get more than we receive? or do they take more than we give?
i just ran an r.o.r. -n-lysis in my head about this layla i’ve been dating. and it just doesn’t add up? i lick her lady parts like a popsicle on a hot summer day, buy dinner all the time, rub her back, say nice sh-t to her.
and f-ck, i neva get my d-ck sucked, get little gifts, dinners, lunch or even a get taken to a stinkin’ movie!
i think i’m gonna have to call it and dump her the r.o.r. says “you’re an idiot if you stay with her.”
slefish f-ll-t– bl-wj-b selfish no-blow taker giver ]generous]
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