raccoon nap
when, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.
like the itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a racc–n in a dumpster.
i ate a large dibella’s sub for lunch then p-ssed out in the booth for a little racc–n nap.
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