Rainbow Unicorn Promenade

a rather enjoyable s-xual activity that involves a male sh-tting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman’s v-g-n- while she is well into her period. after the sh-t is thoroughly stuffed into it’s proper crevice, the cr-p/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male partic-p-nt while he repeats the phrase “i’m a pretty pony” until the last drop has been queefed out of the v-g-n-. after this step is complete, the male removes the gl-ss d-ld- (note: try to use gl-ss to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his -ss, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. while this step is going on, the female must repeat “you’re a pretty pony” until the gl-ss d-ld- has been secured to the forehead.

it is not uncommon for the man to then -j-c-l-t- at this time from the sheer s-xual energy of this act. if that happens, simply collect the c-m and apply it to the male’s face to augment the sh-t and the period-blood. however this is not necessary.

finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male’s back. this should elicit applause from every person you encounter. a great way to make friends.
i didn’t think too much of our neighbors, but after i saw their rainbow unicorn promenade i think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!