Ralph’s Dirty Surprise
while receiving oral s-x, a male partner stimulates the other partner’s uvula resulting in the partner giving oral s-x to vomit on the male partner’s erect p-n-s. the male partner then inserts his soiled p-n-s into the other partner’s r-ct-m using the vomit as -n-l lubrication.
i gave sherry ‘ralph’s dirty surprise’ last night.
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