Ralston Valley High School
located in arvada, colorado, and a suburb of denver. ralston valley high school is the location of the 2006 aids scare in which nearly all of the s-xy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. some notable h-m-s from the flaming baby blue school are daniel tosh, ellen degeneres, and elton john. ralston valley (also called vanilla valley) is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. rv is known for their m-ssive ragers where charlie sheen caliber lines of c-ke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. at these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. lack of muscle at vv will result in your useless and shriveled t-st-cl-s to be promptly removed and blended into an aids margarita. in short, it sucks there. 🙂
jacob: hey you wanna go to that crazy party at ralston valley high school?
tyrone: nah bro i’m black.
ralston valley high school the mustangs, first it’s a school swarming with hot babes. like seriously i hear they freakin are bred there. they dominate well, everything and anything which comes to no surprise. they have closer ties with wheat ridge than one would think due to their comrades on the lacrosse team which is extremely beast by the way. but really i mean, can you say bragging rights? what a school, it has to be better than arvada west (notice this school is not capitalized since it’s so gay). because i mean really the kids at rv are smooth phresh pimps. what more is there?!
ralston valley pimp: ralston valley high school is straight up thuggin’.
arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.
enough said.
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