ramen noodle romantic


what college freshman in the dorms const-tute as romantic
guy: what’s wrong baby? i made you a hot meal and bought condoms
girl: ya, i that’s just ramen noodle romantic. i’m going to start dating 25 yr olds who will take me out and buy me flowers

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