Ranchers for Rabbits
a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.
1. literal
little timmy: “i’m worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires.”
faker the bear: “well gosh timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires.”
little timmy: “wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!”
faker: “hmmm…um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn’t enough food for them.”
kyle: “that’s totally ranchers for rabbits.
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