Rancho Murieta


a secluded northern california community near sacramento, with a lot of rich stuck-up people. at least a half-hours worth of driving to get anywhere. stoners like to take advantage of all the hidden woods to go off and smoke. “man hunt” is a popular game played in rancho, where one calls security on themselves, and run away when security comes.
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