Random Celebrity Joke
a short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.
example 1 of a random celebrity joke:
“this song is tighter then zac efron’s pants!”
example 2:
person 1: “hey don’t be mad at me, i said that i can pay you back, not that i would.”
person 2: “thank you mr. bill gates.”(sarcastic voice)
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