Randy Milholland
1 – web cartoonist
author and evil mastermind of something positive. randy, or rk, has been posting the comic “alot” since december of 2001. the first comic featured anti-hero davan sending his ex-girlfriend a hanger as a gift for her baby shower. randy is well known for his dry wit, merciless take on life in general, and handing out bars of soap at various conventions. in his self bio, randy is described as a money-laundering elf or fairy, who is often found napping and occasionally transforms into a merkat.
see also: davan, aubrey, peejee, choochoobear, something positive
christopher b. wright agrees: you, too, should give money to randy milholland.
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