Rapture Fuck
when you’re f-cking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.
-as heard on the a to z show, episode 39.
zach: oh man, i totally had a rapture f-ck on may 21st!
ac: what do you mean?
zach: i was f-cking and right when i came, the heavens open up like ahhhh (angel voice) and my c-m shot like a geyser!
ac: no way, dude! is that where that flood came from?
zach: totally! my c-m flooded the earth and noah and the ark rose up and repopulated a new earth, bathed in my c-m.
ac: man, i can’t wait to have a rapture f-ck of my own!
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