Rash’s Patented Quick Fix For Everything
take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it
works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scr-pes, sunburn, chemical burns, aids, cancer, etc..
“dude! i had some wicked poison ivy, but i used rash’s patented quick fix for everything and got rid of it asap”
-“i think that chick last night might’ve had something. my crotch itches like h-ll.”
+”you should try rash’s patented quick fix for everything”
-“ow!”
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