Rat in the Kitchen


an alb-m and song from the british reggae band ub40 that came out in 1986. the song’s catchy chorus goes..

there`s a rat in me kitchen what am i gonna do?
there`s a rat in me kitchen what am i gonna go?
i`m gonna fix that rat thats what i`m gonna do,
i`m gonna fix that rat.

he relates a guy talking sh-t to a rat being in his kitchen and how he’s gonna “fix” him. clever way to write relatively threatening lyrics to an upbeat song.
you know, there seems to be a rat in the kitchen.. and i don’t like rats in my kitchen, so i’m going to fix that rat!

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