Razcar signature
performed by a nascar fanatic, when one -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s chest. there are two variations to the signature; cursive and m-n-script. cursive when the man straddles the babe who is laying down and finishes 89’ing her and blows the load on her chest. m-n-script is when the man is standing and the women is on her knees, holding her t-ts ready to be covered in j-zz. performing the razcar signature often produces city wide fame, high fives from your buds, and unchecked curiosity from women.
brady: “hey dustin, what did you do last night?”
dustin: “well i had my babeski over and gave her a razcar signature she’ll never forget!”
brady: “nice! cursive or m-n-script?”
dustin: “m-n-script, she didn’t even know what was coming at her!”
tom: “i had this chicks shirt off last night so i whipped out “mr. ballpoint pen” and gave her a creamy razcar signature.”
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