Reading the Newspaper
reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, w-nking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.
caitlyn: i don’t read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!
taylor: ohh girl, i got choo and i love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
monica: my mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..
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