real woman


a phrase normally used by fat middle-aged female journalists to make their fat middle-aged readers feel better about them selves. they use to somehow imply that any woman that isn’t overweight isn’t a “real woman” also used by the disgusting dove campaign for “real beauty” which uses this bullsh-t to sell soap. this word is synonymous with the word “curvy” which has also lost its real meaning.
fat woman: victoria beckham isn’t a real woman because she’s not a fat b-tch like me
man: oh, so how the f-ck did she have three kids then?
women who are usually overweight (fat, fluffy, etc), loud, b-tchy and obnoxious. women in this category have adopted this term in lieu of being called bbw or plus sized and since over 70 percent of women fall in that group, they are not too far from the truth.
bertha: real women have curves, honey!!

dave: no, fat women have curves, now shaddup so i can finish milking you!!
someone who was born with br–sts and a v-g-n-. and no p-n-s.
… self explanatory …
anyone born with a v-g-n-.

often, curvy girls refer to themselves as “real” women because they believe they are what real women look like. when, skinny girls are often just as real as an other girl.

the actual “real” women is anyone that was born with a v-g-n-. that’s it. seeing as the person said born with br–sts . . . when in fact, not women is actually born with br–sts, they grow them. regardless, some very “real” women have to get them removed due to cancer.
“real women have curves”
“real women are beautiful to!”
a mature,sophisticated,cl-ssy,intellectual woman with strong morals & good manners.
real woman:reese witherspoon & ivanka trump
wh-r-:party girls such as paris hilton
a precious female who is very beautiful from the inside, but especially outside (cares of other people and animals instead of objects). she has character, is not materialistic and has self respect, is smart, natural, but mostly confident enough to keep it real and not to predent to be somebody else or tolerate bullsh-t.
that girl is a real women. she is not affraid to stand out and does not tolerate bullsh-t.

maryam is a real women. she will never fall for a guy that is not loyal.
common slang for any woman that has experienced s-x, especially if her p-ssy has been penetrated by a p-n-s. virgin may be considered the opposite. is often mentioned in s-x-comics such as hentai.
dude: (after taking a girl’s virginity) now you’re a real woman!!
girl: …

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