really fucking rubbish


a medical condition, this is where someone is unable to do simple tasks. this is a medical condition however, doctors usually tell sufferers of the disease to put their heads in a bucket of water and breathe in deeply, this always seems to do the trick.
doctor; what’s the matter with you?
patient; i think i’m really f-cking rubbish
doctor; oh dear, well take these lead weights and go deep sea diving with five attached to each of your feet.
patient; okay, thanks doctor

jon; what’s the matter with gartside, he can’t score
jack; i think he may be really f-cking rubbish, we may have to put him down
jon; oh okay then

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