Rear View Mirror Poop


when you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your p–ping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
fred: leaves the bathroom.
john: dude that was fast!
fred: yeah it was a rear view mirror p–p.
john: whats that mean?
fred: objects are closer then they appear!

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