Red Bank, New Jersey


a blue collar borough of central new jersey that’s a mix of urban and suburban that’s close to staten island and the jersey sh-r-. red bank contains a lot of everything. from hipsters to spanish speakers, to quieter neighborhoods to an intense night life; this town is quintessential new jersey! don’t travel at night along shrewsbury ave though, you’ll more than surely get robbed! to get to red bank, you can take the car and travel on the garden state parkway or route 35. nj transit’s north jersey coast line also p-sses through red bank. btw, kevin smith, director of clerks, mallrats and jay and silent bob strike back to name a few, is from here.
random guy: yo, look down west front street. i think another bar fight spilled out into the street. that sh-t must have started in fixx. d-mn red bank, new jersey is crazy!

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