red bull life


someone who has no life other than drinking red bull. they won’t stop drinking it for more than a minute due to their overwhelming addiction. people with the red bull life generally never have kids because the red bull destroys their appearance, and forces them to live in their mother’s bas-m-nt playing video games 24/7, no sleep, and only taking breaks to drink red bull. people with the red bull life are also generally pretty f-cking trash at video games, despite playing them 24 hours a day, every single day, furthermore, people with the red bull life are most of the time, sweaty tryhards that always fail. what i am trying to say is, you don’t want the red bull life. although, i bet some of you do want to live the red bull life. i mean, i, the one writing this is currently living the red bull life. it’s great, you should try it.
look at that nerd over there, he must be living the red bull life.

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