red-eyed pig
when a man holds a girl’s eyes open as he finishes in them. then, with the girl’s eyes reddening from the -j-c-l-t-, the man spanks her -ss hard causing her to squeal like a pig.
i met a girl at the bar last night and took her home. she didn’t take too kindly when i gave her the red-eyed pig…
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