red light green light sex


best example for this is when you can’t have regular s-x like you used to before you had kids. you could have pretty much done it anywhere anytime, but now that you have kids, it’s a no go. they’re always around. so you can only do it at certain times. hence the term red light, green light.
red light green light s-x:

jack: d-mn, never have kids man
eric: why not?
jack: because the s-x is nothing but red light, green light!

-kissing-
jack: i’m in the mood.
lisa : sorry honey, but can’t. i have to go pick up the kids from school soon.
jack: -fustrated- d-mn it lisa, every since we had the kids, its been nothing but red light, green light s-x!..

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