red sombrero


similar to earning your red wings, it’s when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. tus ojos están en llamas!!!!
i went to mexico and all i got was a red sombrero. thanks mother nature for ruining our s-xiversary.

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