Red Sox Nation
term used to describe fans of the boston red sox. fans of the team, whether they live in new england or throughout america or the world are considered members of red sox nation.
all of red sox nation rejoiced when the red sox defeated the yankees to complete the greatest comeback in the history of sport.
established in late october of 2004. most members of the rsn are actually refugees from yankee nation, which hasnt won a championship since the beginning of the decade.
most of the members of rsn are bandwagon fans. they will try to impress you with some story about how they visited boston as a child and fell in love with the team. don’t buy it. the red sox sucked in the 90’s, but they wouldnt know it. half of the members of rsn couldn’t give you the everyday starting line up if they tried.
citizens of rsn frequently:
1. wear off color team gear such as green or pink. real fans only wear team colors.
2. lack of any knowledge of red sox history prior to 2004.
3. have never visited boston.
4. are suprised when they find out that they can attend a game without a p-ssport.
5. are confused when tim wakefield has to bat in philadelphia.
(first baseman misses a routine ground ball through his legs)
oriole fan: man, he really bucknered that one didn’t he?
rsn: what the h-ll are you talking about?
rsn: sox rule! f-ck the yankees! papi’s gonna hit 60 homers!
oriole fan 1: whats that guys problem?
oriole fan 2: ah dont mind him. just another toolbag member of red sox nation.
racist high school dropout fan base called ‘the nation’ consisting of ugly, pale, red-headed women and children with disturbingly boorish accents.
fueled by their common hatred of a superior franchise, the new york yankees, members of red sox nation share similar complexions and characteristics such as: freckles and foster parents.
philistines by nature, sox fans thoroughly enjoy being obnoxious, and know very little about subjects other than how much the yankees suck.
longtime fans of a lowly bottom feeding franchise, they are hot-tempered and dim-witted with large foundationless ego’s.
– mild elevation of status and/or relevance due to two tainted world championships in the past five years.
red sox nation i.e. in the company of losers.
obviously this guy above me spoke a couple months too soon.
the red sox nation (rsn) for short is a group of hardcore fans for the boston red sox. they support them whether they are winning or losing and will always support them.
dude i’ve been apart of the redsox nation all my life!
red sox fans who lack originality and steal the term “nation” from the raider nation.
the raider nation is the one true nation while the red sox nation is a fict-tious bunch of bullsh-t.
a red sox fan in bandwagoner denial.
person a: “i love the red sox!”
“red sox nation baby!”
person b: “have you ever been to boston?”
person a: “no”
the most loyal, faithful fans in the world. actually know what baseball is and live their lives by it… something that cannot be said for the new york yankees’ “fan” base.
member of red sox nation: “so, who’s your favorite player?”
yankee fanboy: “i like derek rodriguez, the yankees left baseman.”
member of red sox nation: “shut the f-ck up dumb-ss! hahahahahahahaha.”
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