Redbank Breathilizer
if you are giving your best friend or relative a bl-w j-b then you are to drunk to drive.
i told mom that the redbank breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. and now we have no money to pay for mom’s funeral after paying for cousin benny’s p-n-s re-attachment surgery.
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