a distinctly sublime variety of nouveau riche. while largely excluding the common features of ostentation, poor taste and the narcissistic alternative reality of ent-tlement found in the trust fund f-cker catagory, redneck millionaires are defined by their use of money to further the happiness and well-being of family, friends and community.
hey check out that trust fund f-cker over there…he just chucked that other guys car keys into the lake! nope, he’s a redneck millionaire. actually, that other guy is his son, who might just have had a drink or two and i’ll bet those keys landed right in his own pocket; notice how he tried to intervene before sh-t went bad, not try and cover something up after it happened…
daisler is a nice,sweet,funny, and he loves jokes and pranks. he likes talking to girls and flirt with them.sometimes he’ll flirt with you! have you seen daisler’s prank today at lunch, it was hilarious!
- urban pigeon
a pigeon that gives zero f-cks. normally they run away, but urban pigeons want to start a fight. they don’t run away, but instead run towards you. they have no fear. *bird runs towards you* oh sh-t man it’s an urban pigeon!
some thing a drunken white surfer teenager says when a police officer tells him to go home. p “im just chillen but you can get out of my face with that burrsh-t.”
- viva la sesh
roughly translates to “long live sesh” often shouted at parties or gatherings where alcohol is consumed p1: this party is lit p2: viva la sesh!
overstating. when a person goes beyond a point of explaining some thing repeatedly. often, through high emotion or drunkenness. bores you rigid with the regurgitation of emphasis about a certain theme. repet-tion has already happened, yet the explanation is made again. same story. i had to walk out of the kitchen. drunk mary was tripeating […]