redneck sushi


turkey slices smeared with cream cheese, wrapped around dill pickles then sliced like a sushi roll. pieces are held together with toothpicks.
bill makes the best redneck sushi for the monster truck rallies!
slices of ham slathered with cream cheese and wrapped around a piece of picked okra, it is then cut up as if you would a sushi roll. serve with other pickled foods.
jill says, “real sushi tastes like p-ssy,” but she eats the h-ll out of that redneck sushi her daddy makes for thanksgiving.

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