Redshirt boyfriend
the fella that your girlfriend keeps around in waiting as a back-up to you. similar to a sancho, however a redshirt boyfriend may or may not have had relations with your girlfriend while you were dating.
many times a soon-to-be ex-boyfriend has met his replacement before realizing his doomed fate.
etymology: a redshirt freshman is an american college football term for an athlete who practices with the team, but sees little game time in order save a year of his eligibility to play for his team at a later date.
no one was really surprised that john and sally broke up. i guess sally will probably be spending more time with that dude, david. he’s been her redshirt boyfriend for a while now.
i think cindy is going to break up with me. i think she has a redshirt boyfriend
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