Refrigerator Tetris
when you have so much food and leftovers in your refrigerator that you have to find a way to stack them to get them to fit.
refrigerator: open the door to start a game of refrigerator tetris.
sean: -puts leftover pizza into the refrigerator-
-everything in refrigerator falls out-
refrigerator: game over
fitting more food in an already full fridge.
i can never fit all the groceries in the fridge but my wife can always find room. i guess she is better a refrigerator tetris than me.
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