Regents Exam
the most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. the regents is only noticed by colleges in ny state and thats whether you p-ssed or not. the system of p-ssing is also flawed as h-ll. the p-ssing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. some regents have no curve and you get what you get. if you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). many teachers feel that the regents is constraining their cl-ss room creativity. some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. you cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this sh-t has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this m-ssive t-rd.
1)teacher: fail the regents exam and jesus will hate you.
2)student: i failed the regents by one point.
regents board : sucks to be you lol
3)student: i p-ssed the global regents with a 100, do i get to go to college for free
college outside new york : the f-cks a regis ?
4)student: i freaking aced the algebra regents man i got 98, i’m a f-cking genius i’m going to harvard!!
student: only new york schools look at the regents and thats to see if you p-ssed or not.
something a mcquaid jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. the object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.
guy 1: i just got done with exams! summer feels so sick brah!
guy 2: sh-t i still got regents exams
guy 1: whats a regents?
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