Rehnquist’s Revenge
after telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional german dinner the next day. when she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not have article iii standing. as she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you have article lxix (69) standing” and point to the back of the 89’ volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.
sally’s eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the blue volvo station wagon parked in ralph’s driveway. “not again,” she whispered to herself, “this is the last time i’m going to be a victim of a rehnquist’s revenge!”
after telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional german dinner the next day. when she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not meet the article iii standard. as she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you meet the article lxix (69) standard” and point to the back of the 89’ volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.
sally’s eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the blue volvo station wagon parked in ralph’s driveway. “not again,” she whispered to herself, “this is the last time i’m going to be a victim of a rehnquist’s revenge!”
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