rei hipster


a subset of hipster (that does not believe they are hipster) that dresses in rei clothes. eschewing cigarette pants, fedoras, and veganism, rei hipsters dress in smartwool tops, marmot jackets, and jeans, chowing down on the finest bison jerky to fuel their markleeville death ride attempt.
did you see melissa today? she’s totally channeling her inner rei hipster today.

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