Relationship New Year
its the chinese new year for relationships. it starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. its when we all grow some b-lls and take our dating lives by the horns!
feb. 15th – the day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, relationship new year is the day to start on a new foot.
its relationship new year! i have once again been let down on valentines day. so, starting today, i am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like eva mendez.
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