release the Krakken


an alternate way to say “deficate”, similar to “drop the cosby kids off at the pool” or “take the browns to the super bowl.” except in this case, it is often used to indicate a m-ssive bowel movement, one worthy of the g-ds themselves.
oh my g-ds, i ate at the greek buffet for lunch, and now i have to release the krakken!

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