Religion Fucked


this phenomenon occurs through-out all the corners of the globe. it is when “religious” kids go from pre-teens to teenagers into high-school and they are the ones to experiment with drugs, s-x, etc. all because their overly strict religious parents drove them to social-r-t-rdation all their lives. so when they hit highschool he/she can not handle the new found freedom.

usually the school wh-r-/ druggy was once very religious and then highschool came along.
a: “hey have you seen christina, i did not see her at church today”

b:” yeah, she decided to miss church and go have s-x with steven”

a:”d-mn, she is still only 15!”

b: “yeah, that b-tch got religion f-cked”

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