Religion Of Bacon


a religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. do not bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
“bacon is our god because bacon is real”
i eat bacon because i am a true believer in the religion of bacon

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