repetitive sleep injury


when you sleep in one awkward position so often you hurt yourself. like a repet-tive stress injury, but done in your sleep.
jack- man, my shoulder is killing me!
amanda- ouch, did you hurt it playing baseball?
jack- no, i think it’s a repet-tive sleep injury.
amanda- stop sleeping on your side then!

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