Republican Family Values
the family values epitomized by far right polit-tians and pundits including (a) phone s-x with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republip-rn such as scooter libby’s novel about prep-b-scent girls being raped by bears or lynne cheney’s novel about lesbian s-x in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.
now that tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid’s babysitter.
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