Rescue Wife
a beautiful wife, or thoroughbred, who is broken or has issues. like a rescue purebred you cannot otherwise afford or deserve once purchased you realise he/she has had a traumatic life and will require extra attention and care for the life of the marriage.
you are an average looking guy with and average income but have somehow landed a knockout. she is probably a rescue wife with history.
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