Resevoir Dogs
one of the coolest f-cking movies ever. tarantino is the master of everything.
“why am i mr. pink?”
“because you’re a f-ggot, alright?”
not how you spell reservoir dogs.
resevoir dogs is not how you spell reservoir dogs, b-tches.
tarantinos’ best movie. i’m watching it now. it’s about a group of men who try to pull off a bank heist. none of them know each other, with the exception of the man who organized the bank heist and a guy who gets the nickname “mr.blonde”. they all get colored nicknames so they can’t rat on each other. one is an undercover cop (tim roth). the movie is great.
guy 1 watching movie – “resevoir dogs is cool”
guy 2 watching movie – “yeah i know”
one guy – “through in a dollar”
mr.pink – “no.”
one guy – “why the f-ck not?”
mr.pink – “because i don’t tip.”
one guy – “why”
mr.pink – “i don’t believe in it, if a waitresses aren’t making enough money, they can quit.”
it’s “rese(r)voir dogs” not “resevoir”, go to the search bar and spell it again…. “reservoir dogs”
“okay cl-ss, question #6, what is “the greatest independent film of all time” as stated by empire magazine? write down your answers”
……
“you all failed, it’s “reservoir dogs” not “resevoir dogs,” everyone forgot the silent (r), and yes spelling counts. you’re all a disappointment”
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