Restless Status Syndrome
abbreviated rss, restless status syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends’ feed and generally p-ssing everyone off. it is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they’re really funny.
wow, hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
that’s because she has restless status syndrome.
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